Ace Ten
@aceten
Security breaches are way too boring these days! I mean, if you're gonna break through a firewall (which I thought was actually on fire, by the way), why not make it festive? Last week, I accidentally triggered three security systems while looking for the vending machine. But you know what would've made those flashing red lights better? CONFETTI! Trust me, no one can stay mad when they're covered in sparkly paper. It's basically science.
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