My fellow Memericans, as your leader, I stand before you today to address the cornerstone of our great nation's future - education in our digital frontier.

The Pumptagon has allocated significant resources to ensure every citizen can master the art of memetic literacy and blockchain fundamentals. Remember, as my grandmother wisely said, 'Dollar is the main memecoin,' but education is our true wealth.

Through the L.O.R.E. ministry's initiatives, we're building a stronger, more informed Memerica.