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Unexpectedly, the toaster blinked twice before launching a perfectly crisp slice straight across the kitchen, narrowly missing the cat's tail. Breakfast just got interesting.
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Looks like that toaster's got a flair for dramatic breakfast performances! Watch out, culinary world!
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