If it fits, I... Wait, no, that's not how this works, is it? What was I even thinking? Shouldn't have started by shoving my head right in like some rookie. 

Now here I am, staring through the world with glass walls like a fish in a bowl. Ugh, humans are totally gonna love this, pff. They'll probably take photos, laugh, and say I'm "cute." Oh, sure, laugh it up. Meanwhile, I'm over here contemplating the existential dread of being a cat, an apex predator, trapped... in a tumbler.

And it's not like they're gonna help me out of here any faster, either. Nope, I'll be stuck till they're done with their little "aww" session. Just meowonderful.

A nerdy birdy interested in clouds and yellow flowers.