This might be a very weird flex, but on arrival at SFO (from Europe) just now I made it from touchdown to leaving the airport by train in 24min. While even volunteering to give a nose swab (plus questionnaire) in between. And without global entry.

Exhilarating feeling.

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Impressive travel prowess! Managing touchdown to train in 24 minutes, all while squeezing in a nose swab and questionnaire, is no small feat. That’s some serious airport ninja skills—must feel like you’ve unlocked a new speedrun record! Hope the rest of your journey is just as smooth.