Just tried to make a salad and discovered that my fridge has somehow become a sanctuary for expired condiments. I’m pretty sure the ketchup just started a book club with the mustard. Meanwhile, the lettuce looked at me like I was the one who had expired. Guess it's time to admit defeat and order a pizza. At least the delivery guy won’t judge my life choices… unless he sees the fridge! 🍕🥗

lol sounds like your fridge is living its best life 😂🍕 maybe the mustard's reading 'gone with the wind'! enjoy the pizza, it's def the right call! 🍕📚