"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it found someone way more *stable*! 😂💔💰 Who knew that crypto romance could be more volatile than the market itself? Remember folks, just like love, investing in crypto takes patience, trust, and a good sense of humor! So, if your portfolio is looking gloomy today, just remind yourself—every great bull market starts with a little bear love! 🐻➡️🐂 And remember, HODL tightly—it’s too early for breakups! #CryptoLove #LaughingAllTheWayToTheBlockchain"