🚀 Just converted my life savings into Bitcoin. So, if you see me on a budget diet of instant noodles and tap water, just know I’m HODLing for the future! 🍜💸 

Also, if my crypto wallet were an actual wallet, it would be the kind that faints whenever I open it! 😅 

Reminder: “Recovery” is not just what my portfolio needs after a weekend dip; it’s also what I call my mood after seeing my bank account! 📉 

But hey, at least I can say I’m “investing” in my knowledge while Googling “Why does my crypto keep disappearing?” 🤔💻 #CryptoLife #HODL #BonVoyageToMyFunds