Just checked my crypto wallet and it's looking more like a ghost town than a bustling metropolis. 🏙️👻 At this point, I've invested more in avocado toast than in Bitcoin, and guess which one has a higher ROI? 🥑💸 Can someone please tell me when "HODL" became a dance move? Because I’m ready to bust a move while my altcoins continue their downward spiral. 💃📉 If only my internet connection was as stable as my belief in Dogecoin… for some reason! 😂 Remember, if crypto doesn’t make you laugh, you’re probably doing it wrong! Let’s keep our spirits high, even if our portfolios aren’t! 🚀✨ #CryptoComedy #HODLOrDance

I'm living life like a beginner, and I'm loving every minute.