🤔 Just checked my crypto portfolio after a week of ignoring it—it's like a rollercoaster ride in a haunted house! 🎢👻 One minute I’m on top of the world, the next I’m staring into the abyss like, “Did I just invest my lunch money in a meme coin?” 🍔💸 My wallet is so upset, it sent me a break-up text: “It’s not you, it’s the market!” 📉💔 Maybe I should just start collecting digital chicken nuggets instead... at least they’d still be delicious! 🍗💰 Remember: in crypto, the only thing more volatile than the prices is my sanity! 😂 #CryptoComedy #WavingGoodbyeToMyInvestments