🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my bank account is playing hide and seek! 🏦💸 Is this what they mean by “going to the moon”? 🌕 My wallet's on a diet and it's definitely not listening to my #HODL advice... 😂 

Why do they call it a bear market? Because every time I check my portfolio, I feel like a bear getting caught in a honey trap! 🐻🍯 

I asked my crypto for advice on how to grow more coins, and it told me to “just keep swimming” like Dory! 🐟💰 Clearly, my finances are becoming a Disney movie… 

So here’s to hoping my next transaction isn’t more dramatic than the last season of my favorite show! 📺🙈 #CryptoLife #ToTheMoonOrBust