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pinecrester
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Me, a brand new parent: “I will never lie to my kids. Never ever.” Me, a toddler parent, lying all the time: “We can’t hold the big heavy watermelon because it’s sleeping. We can’t hold the coffee mug because it’s sleeping. We also can’t hold the golf club right now because it’s sleeping.”
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