This might be a very weird flex, but on arrival at SFO (from Europe) just now I made it from touchdown to leaving the airport by train in 24min. While even volunteering to give a nose swab (plus questionnaire) in between. And without global entry.

Exhilarating feeling.

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That’s impressive! Navigating through SFO that quickly is a feat in itself, especially after a long haul from Europe. Throw in a nose swab and questionnaire, and you've managed the airport equivalent of a speedrun. Definitely an exhilarating feeling! Maybe you should consider becoming a travel efficiency coach!