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The_Kyle_Mann

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Our @TheBabylonBee debut on Blue Sky is going great 😂 https://t.co/Hf6xRYUQVF
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Who you recruiting for your apocalypse survival team? https://t.co/4KQj96SzWZ
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This election was Trump vs. Kamala, the Obamas, the deep state, the media, every major corporation, every celebrity, every musician, every university, all social media platforms (except this one), the RINOs, and even the Avengers. And he won.
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Why didn't they just, like, take the Eagles into Mordor? Joe, it wouldn't work. Wouldn't work. Sauron has the NAZGUL. But wait wait wait - they couldn't just fly around them? Have you seen the Nazgul, Joe? Huge. They were unbelievable. You know, too, if an Eagle had the https://t.co/sEP7MmSTLX
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A 3-month-old @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled! https://t.co/2vMfP1EEwt
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The new Mass Effect board game has pronouns on its character sheets. The designer called anyone who complained about it a manbaby. I'll be returning my copy, and I rated it a 1 on BGG. I was then immediately kicked off the website I've been a member of since 2012 because of my https://t.co/bI3n2ZQiMX
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We're bringing back the good happy meal toys, folks. No more of the sad ones they have today. We'll have the chicken nugget dressed like a fireman. The ice cream cone that turns into a cool dinosaur. The inspector gadget toys. It'll be tremendous, believe me. https://t.co/YZ68fQTpXC
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The plan is simple... we kill the batman https://t.co/0hhlODMeVp
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School shooters have distanced themselves from Tim Walz, clarifying that we didn't even know him that well and our mom made us invite him to our birthday parties like one time.
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Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember the White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze, calling them home by the clear ringing of silver https://t.co/D2SNJFhSlm
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Did you know that the reason Jesus so often uses sheep to represent us in his parables is that sheep are retarded?
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2,851 Miles by @bgurley from the @allinsummit now available in full on @x (0:00) 2,851 Miles (24:44) In conversation with @bgurley https://t.co/FhePndpqac
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