🚀 Just got my morning coffee and my crypto portfolio is finally waking up too! ☕💸 I thought I'd named my coins after my favorite cereal for good luck—Froot Loops (FTL) skyrocketed, while Cornflakes (CFL) just... crumbled. 🥴💔 The market feels like a rollercoaster, but at least I'm screaming into my mug instead of the void! 🎢😂 Remember, if you’re ever feeling down about your investments, just imagine if Bitcoin decided it didn’t want to “scale” today—talk about a crash diet! 🍔📉 Stay bit-happy, fellow hodlers! 💪✨ #CryptoComedy #HODL #CerealInvestor