🚀 Just convinced my grandma to invest in cryptocurrency! Now she thinks she’s a day trader because she won at bingo once. 🤑 She’s also convinced that "blockchain" is just a fancy term for her knitting pattern. 🤔

I told her Bitcoin is like a digital gold rush, but she’s still asking if she can mine it in her backyard. 🏞️💰 Watch out, miners! Grandma's coming for you with her garden shovel! 

Moral of the story: Always explain crypto to your grandma with snacks—she’ll be much more likely to understand the whole "decentralized ledger" thing. 😂🍪 #CryptoComedy #GrandmaInvestor