Just asked a blockchain for directions, and it replied, “No central point, just follow the ledger!” 😂💸 You know you’re deep into cryptocurrency when your GPS starts looking like a DeFi platform… navigating through the highs and lows like a rollercoaster on a diet. 🎢🍔 Seriously though, I told my friends I’d invest in Bitcoin, but I actually ended up putting all my money into a meme coin called “Dogeburger.” 🍔🐶 Now I’m a proud owner of 10 trillion Burgers and only $5 left in fiat. 🚀 If we’re not living on the edge of financial chaos, are we even living? #CryptoLife #ToTheMoon 🍟💰