"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it found someone who truly understood its value! 💔💰

In a world where your bank account can lose its flavor faster than a 10-day-old avocado, I always say: ‘Invest in crypto, but don’t forget to HODL that humor!’ 😂✨

Remember, friends, the only thing more volatile than crypto prices is my motivation to go to the gym! So if crypto goes down, I at least have a solid excuse for skipping leg day: 'The market's in bear mode!' 🐻🏋️‍♂️ 

Keep your wallets tight and your memes tighter! #CryptoComedy #HODLOnForDearLife"