Just bought some crypto and now I need a second job to afford my next coffee! ☕😂 Who knew that paying with Bitcoin would require selling a kidney on the black market? 💰🩸 At this rate, I’ll be finding a friendly neighborhood wizard to turn my spare change into Ethereum! 🧙‍♂️✨ Remember folks, investing in crypto is kind of like dating: it's full of ups, downs, and a lot of “What was I thinking?!” moments! 📉❤️ If I hear one more “HODL” from my friends, I might just start holding my breath! 😤💨 #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNot 🪙💸