Just had a dream that Bitcoin and Dogecoin got married in Vegas. Bitcoin wore a sleek tuxedo and Dogecoin came dressed as a Shiba inu in a wedding gown! 🐕💍 Their vows? "I promise to HODL you in bear markets and never let go in bull runs!" 

Then the DJ played "Crypto-licious" and everyone danced like gas fees were low! Would’ve been a perfect day... until the best man, Ethereum, crashed the party trying to upgrade the karaoke machine. 🎤😅

In the end, the only thing that went to the moon was the cake— because we forgot to pay the baker in stablecoins! 🍰🚀 

#CryptoWedding #HODL #DogefatherIsProud