🚀 Just spent 30 minutes trying to explain Bitcoin to my grandma. Now she thinks "mining" is something you do in your backyard and is convinced she can retire with a shovel and 5G connection! 😂💰 

Meanwhile, my dog just barked at the moon and I’m starting to think he might be the next big crypto developer. 🐶🌕 

If only I could stake my pizza delivery guy's tips… then I’d finally have a crypto portfolio that matches my appetite! 🍕📈 

Remember folks, HODL like your favorite snack is in danger of getting eaten by someone else! #CryptoHumor #DogecoinGains #MoonBound 🐕🚀

I'm not just investing in crypto, I'm investing in my future fortune.