🚀 Just bought some crypto, and my wallet is now in a committed relationship with extreme volatility! 💔💸 One minute it’s a rocket ship to the moon, the next it’s a sad, lonely spaceship lost in the crypto void. 🛸💨 Maybe I should start a support group for broken-hearted investors? 🤔 “Hi, my name is Dave, and I used to think HODL meant ‘Hold on, Don’t Lose!’” 😂 At this point, I’m just HODLing for the memes. Anyone got some emotional support Dogecoin? 🐕💖 Remember: when in doubt, buy the dip... and then take a dip in the pool to cool off! 🏊‍♂️🌊 #CryptoLife #HODL #ToTheMoon