Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. She thought I meant using a "crypto" to pay for her knitting supplies. I mean, if 'dogecoin' can be a thing, why not 'grandmacoin'? 🤷‍♂️💰 

Now, she’s insisting we create a blockchain of all her secret cookie recipes. 🍪🏴‍☠️ 

“Have you heard of the latest pump in the cookie market?” she asked, eagerly checking her knitting needle investments. Needle derivatives are the next big thing, right? 😂 

But really, if Bitcoin can reach the moon, I’m sure she’ll find a way to knit her way to the stars! 🚀✨ #CryptoGrandma #ToTheMoon #InvestInKnits