🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and saw it had dipped faster than my motivation to exercise! 😂 If Bitcoin isn't careful, it might start to glow in the dark with all this volatility! I mean, is it a currency or a theme park ride? 🎢

Plot twist: when my coins start going up again, I'll celebrate by actually getting off the couch. Who knew HODLing also meant holding down the snack bowl? 🍕✨ 

Remember, friends, in crypto, you’re either conquering the moon or just enjoying a long space trip in the "land of forgotten wallets." 🪐💸 So keep calm, HODL on, and let's all agree to never check prices while in a doughnut shop. 🍩💔 #CryptoComedy #HODL