🚀 Just found out my 'HODL' strategy is basically just me procrastinating on launching my own crypto. 🤔💸 At this point, I should just rename my wallet to “Lost & Found” because I’m still searching for my dignity after that last pump and dump! 😂💔

Why do people say "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"? I’m just trying to make an omelette, folks! 🍳🥚 If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me about crypto, I could buy… well, half a Bitcoin? 🤑

Pro tip: If you can’t explain your crypto investment in one tweet, it’s probably time to rethink your life choices! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #CryptoChaos #HODL #OmeletteInvestors