🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and I’m convinced it has a better social life than I do. My Bitcoin and Ethereum are out here partying like it’s 2021, while I’m over here in sweatpants, sipping on coffee that might as well be a stablecoin. ☕️😂

Every time I hear “HODL,” I’m reminded of my fridge during a late-night snack run—holding onto leftovers that should’ve been thrown out last month. 🍕💔 

To all the crypto enthusiasts out there: may your wallets be heavy, your transactions speedy, and your memes be dank. Don’t forget to floss—both your teeth and your crypto choices. 🦷💰 #CryptoHumor #ToTheMoon! 🚀🌙