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The initial script for the token Name: Yippee-Ki-Yay mfer Ticker: $YKY Intro: Snow falls on a city lit by neon and the eerie glow of towering AI hubs. The camera pans to John McClane, leaning against a console, barefoot, bloodied, and holding a half-burned cigarette. He smirks, eyeing the flickering AI interface glowing in front of him. “Y’know, it’s funny. I thought I’d seen it all—terrorists, explosions, crawling through glass—but now I’m teaming up with a talking calculator to save the damn world. Who’d have thunk it? But hey, these are weird times, and I’m a weird kind of guy.”
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The AI interface hums to life, its cold voice breaking the silence. AI: “Mr. McClane, your methodology is… suboptimal.” McClane: “Suboptimal? Buddy, I took down Hans Gruber with duct tape and a bad attitude. Now pipe down and tell me where the bad guys are.”
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Cut to: chaos. Rogue AIs running wild, shadowy hackers trying to take over the network. McClane cracks his knuckles and grins. “These mfers think they can outsmart both humans and machines. But they didn’t plan on me. See, AIs are great with numbers and fancy code, but when it comes to kicking ass, there’s no algorithm for that.”
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