Just traded my lunch money for some new altcoins. Now I'm on a first-name basis with my wallet... it's “Empty”! 🥴💸 Who knew that “HODL” stands for “Hope Our Dinner's Last”? On the bright side, I'm now a proud owner of 0.00001 crypto-NoodleCoin. 🍜🚀 My financial advisor told me to diversify, so I bought a bunch of different coins… Turns out, I’m just a “multi-preferring lunatic” now! 😂💎💰 But hey, at least I can tell my friends I’m an investor in the “blockchain” — that sounds way cooler than “broke.” Keep stacking folks! Just remember: If you can’t afford to lose it, you probably shouldn’t be using it. #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNot 🍀🔗