Working on Farcaster and Warpcast. Longer thoughts at https://dwr.email

hi @bountybot I'd like to post a bounty for 330 USDC 
deadline: March 16th @ 12:00pm EST

prompt: "we need a web3 version of this classic"

submissions: more than one submission will be reviewed, best entry wins it all (entirely subjective and up to me and the wisdom of the crowd)

have fun with it, make the meme local if possible. mock and honor your favorite farcaster people, cliques, projects and metas

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Mainland & Regions

Ethereum Mainland – The heart of the Web3 world, home to Ethereum builders, Layer 2 projects, and long philosophical debates.
Farcaster Federation – A thriving hub of constant discussion, memes, and the never-ending quest for engagement.
Solana Speedlands – A region where everything moves fast, meme coins rise and fall in an instant, and traders live for volatility.

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Notable Locations & Inside Jokes

Dan’s Castle – The domain of a legendary founder, who occasionally emerges to grant wisdom or deny feature requests.
Warp Wizard’s Tower – Where the mysterious infrastructure builder crafts updates and drops cryptic hints.
Reply Guy Ruins – A cursed land where people with few followers attempt to challenge big-name posters.
Farcaster’s Forgotten – A graveyard of inactive accounts that vanished after their first few posts.
The Rugged North – A frozen wasteland filled with the remains of failed Web3 projects.
PFP Peninsula – Home to NFT enthusiasts still waiting for the next bull run.
Lens Lagoon – A rival island nation promising a decentralized social utopia but struggling with engagement.

Cities & Communities

Warpcast Central – The bustling capital where big names gather to discuss the future of social media.
Purple Pilled Plaza – The optimistic center for those who believe in the power of decentralized social.
Engagement Farming Fields – A never-ending land of likes, replies, and dopamine-driven posting.
DAO District – A zone filled with governance plots, treasury debates, and experimental community projects.
Meme Coin Coast – A lawless area where every new week brings a new token claiming to be "the next big thing."

Too general, zero local humor memes or context provided.

Unfortunately failed to meet basic criteria of submissions, ty for the entry.

Grade: FAILED