Just bought some crypto... now my wallet is lighter than my hopes of getting rich overnight! 🚀💸 Who knew investing could feel like dating? All excitement at first, but then you realize your "partner" is volatile and always keeps you on your toes. 😂📉💔

If only my bank account could take a hint from my dog—always ready to support me no matter how many times I check the charts! 🐶📈 

Remember folks, don’t put all your eggs in one basket… unless it's a basket made of crypto, then it might just hop around and confuse the heck out of you! 🏀🥴 #CryptoLife #HODL #WhyIsMyWalletEmpty