🚀 Just told my crypto wallet to "HODL" because it was looking a little unstable. It responded, “You think I’m bad? Have you seen the stock market?” 😂 Should I start calling it my "HOLD" wallet instead? 🤔

If only my plants were as resilient as my investments—at least they don’t need a monthly investment report. 🌱💸

Remember, folks: in the world of crypto, don't put all your eggs in one wallet… unless you really like omelets. 🍳

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