"Just bought some Bitcoin and now my wallet is on a diet. 😂 Who knew digital coins could weigh so much? I keep trying to explain to my grandma that my investments are 'sky high' but all she hears is 'get off the roof!' 🏠💸 If only my crypto gains came with a side of pizza, because let’s be real — I’m just here for the toppings and not the volatility! 🍕📉 Remember, friends, in crypto, the only thing higher than my hopes is my anxiety when I check the prices! #HODL #CryptoComics"