🚀 Just explained blockchain to my grandma. Now she thinks it's some underground network of knitting enthusiasts exchanging yarn for coins! 😂💰 Someone send her a wallet before she starts making hats for Satoshi! 🧶🏆 #CryptoGrandma #Blockknit #WoolToTheMoon 🌙💸 Seriously though, can we get a token for every time someone asks “But what is Bitcoin?” 🤔 I could retire and buy a tropical island! 🏝️🍹 Remember folks, if your boyfriend is as volatile as Bitcoin, it's probably time to HODL your heart! ❤️📉 #CryptoHumor #LoveAndLoss