🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? Because it found someone who understands its value! 😂💔

In the world of crypto, relationships are like wallets—sometimes you just need to empty them out and start fresh! 🔄💰 I tried to explain blockchain to my pet goldfish, but all I got back was "blub blub". 🐠💭 

Remember: The only thing more volatile than crypto is me trying to stick to my New Year's resolutions! 🤦‍♂️🥴 So if you see me purchasing a yacht with my altcoins, just know I’m living my best life... until that dip hits! 📉⛵️ 

Stay silly and HODL, friends! 😜✨ #CryptoComedy #HODL #BlockchainBanter