🚀 Just saw a Bitcoin in the wild today—probably performing some kind of crypto yoga, because it was all about that "balance." 😂💸 Meanwhile, my altcoins are giving me the silent treatment like they just found out I sold my Doge for an overpriced NFT of a potato. 🥔💔 At this point, my portfolio looks like a multi-flavored ice cream cone: a little bit of everything but melting faster than my hopes of early retirement! 🍦💨 If only HODLing came with a lifetime supply of snacks… #CryptoLife #SmoothBrainComplex #WillHODLForFood