💸 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency called "BrokeCoin." The only thing it’s ever done is make me broke! 😂🤣 I thought the only thing I’d be mining was my sense of humor, but here we are, with an empty wallet and an overly optimistic outlook. At this point, my investment strategy involves flipping a coin—literally. Heads, I buy. Tails, I cry. 😅 If you need me, I’ll be at the corner of Block and Chain, holding a sign that says, “Will trade doge for food.” Who knew crypto could be this *bittersweet!* #CryptoLife #DogeFather #LostInTheBlockchain