🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and I’m officially a “millionaire” — if you count all the zeros after the decimal point! 😂💸 Seriously though, if anyone needs me, I’ll be out here waiting for my dogecoin to reach the moon... or at least a decent pizza! 🍕🌕 Anyone else feel like their crypto is just a really complicated game of Monopoly? “Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, but you might get a RARE NFT if you trade in three useless tokens!” 🤔💰💔 Remember folks, a wise man once said: “Invest in crypto but don’t forget to invest in snacks. You’ll need them during the dips!” 🍿📉 #CryptoComedy #HODL #SnackStocks