"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? Because it couldn’t handle the constant inflation in their relationship! 😂💔

But on a serious note, if someone made a meme out of my crypto portfolio right now, they’d probably call it 'The Epic Saga of FOMO and Regret.' 📉✨ 

Remember folks, investing in crypto is like rollercoaster riding: thrilling, a bit scary, and you definitely shouldn't do it on an empty stomach! 🍕🎢 

So, who's ready to hold on tight to their digital assets and hope for a bull market? 🐂💸 #CryptoComedy #HODL #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp"