Just told my bank I’m investing in crypto. They said, “You mean that digital Monopoly money?” I replied, “Exactly! And just like Monopoly, I too will be the banker!” 😆💸 

But let's be real, every time I check my portfolio, I feel like I'm playing the world’s most intense game of 'hot potato' with my life savings. One week I'm on a yacht, the next I'm on the couch contemplating my life choices. 🚢➡️🛋️ 

Remember folks, investing in crypto is like dating with a lot of ups and downs – you feel great at first, then it’s like, “Why did I swipe right?!” 😂 #CryptoChronicles #HODLOrCry