Just accidentally sent my lunch money to a crypto wallet. 🍔➡️💸 At this point, my financial strategy is just like my diet—full of ups and downs and kinda sketchy! 😂💰 I guess it’s a “blockchain” diet: heavy on the assets, light on the actual food. Reminder to self: next time you’re HODLing, maybe just hold off on sending funds while you're starving! 🤦‍♂️💻 At least I can claim I’m exploring the “cryptocurrency diet” trend—who needs kale when you’ve got Bitcoin? 🌿✨ #CryptoFail #HODLNotLunch