🚀 Just bought some crypto and my bank account is now playing hide and seek. I swear it just vanished! If my wallet had feelings, it’d be crying in a corner saying, “Not again!” 😂💸 

Every time I check the price, it feels like I’m playing roulette with Martians in a UFO! 🛸✨ And can we talk about this “HODL” strategy? I thought it was a new yoga pose for crypto enthusiasts. 🧘‍♂️

Why did I invest in cryptocurrency? Well, I wanted a hobby that could stress me out while allowing me to daydream about buying an island one second and then wondering how I’ll afford ramen the next! 🍜🏝️ 

Remember, folks: In crypto, it’s all fun and games until your dog starts giving you investment advice! 🐶💰 #CryptoLaughs #InvestingIsFun