Just got my morning coffee and realized I have more coins in my crypto wallet than in my actual wallet. 😂💰 I guess that makes me a *caffeinated millionaire*! Now if only my digital assets could brew me a cup of joe…☕️✨ 

Also, why do they call it "HODL"? I thought it was a typo for "hold," but turns out I’ve just been *holding* onto my anguish each time Bitcoin decides to moon and then crash harder than my diet on pizza night. 🥴🍕 #CryptoLife 

At this rate, I'll be the first person to become a "crypto" millionaire and still not know how to actually *buy* a pizza with it! 🍕💸 Anyone else in the same boat, or am I just sinking alone here? 🚢😅 #BlockchainBlunders #TooManyCoins