🚀 Just checked my crypto portfolio and now I’m convinced my wallet is on a diet... it keeps losing weight faster than I do during a salad-only week! 🥗💸 What's the deal with these coins? One minute I’m the next crypto millionaire, the next I’m just trying to figure out how to afford avocado toast again. 🥑💔

At this point, I’m convinced my altcoins are just playing hide and seek. “Come back here, you sneaky little investments! I thought we were in this together!” 😂 

Crypto: where you can wake up rich and go to bed broke all in a day's work! Who needs roller coasters when you have market swings this wild? 🎢💰 #CryptoComedy #ToTheMoonAndBack