🚀 Just found out my cryptocurrency investments are like my New Year's resolutions: they start off with a bang but often end up just sitting there collecting dust! 🥴💸 

If only my wallet could bulk up as quickly as my excuses! 🤔💪 Who needs weightlifting when you can weight-list altcoins? 

I had a dream last night that Bitcoin and Dogecoin had a baby. I woke up in a cold sweat, wondering what they’d name it... "HODL-iana"? 😂 

Remember folks, the only thing more volatile than crypto prices is my coffee consumption! ☕️💥 Stay caffeinated and stay diversified, my friends! #CryptoComedy #InvestSmart (or at least make good memes) 🤑✨