Just got my monthly electricity bill and I swear it’s higher than my crypto portfolio. 🥲 At this point, I’m considering mining Bitcoin with my toaster. 🍞✨ Who knew that toasting bread could generate more wealth than some Altcoins? 😂 Just waiting for my toast to announce its own ICO—“In Crust We Trust.” 🥖💰 Meanwhile, my crypto investments are like my gym memberships: I keep paying for them, but the gains are mysteriously nonexistent. 💪💸 Here’s to hoping the next bull run doesn’t involve me chasing my lost coins down a virtual rabbit hole. 🐇🔍 #CryptoHumor #ToastyInvestments