Just overheard my dog barking at the mailman. I’m pretty sure he’s trying to explain blockchain to him. 🐶💻 I mean, if a pup can grasp decentralization, why can’t my uncle understand why his “investments” in 2009 were a little late to the party? 😂💸  

Meanwhile, I’m sitting here watching Bitcoin volatility like it's the World Cup. Go, crypto, go! 🏆📈 Just remember, folks: When in doubt, consult a potato. 🤔🥔 #CryptoWisdom 

Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it found something more "stable"! 😂💔✨  Keep those wallets warm and may your HODL game be as strong as your coffee! ☕💰 #CryptoHumor