🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with its girlfriend? Because she couldn't stop talking about "fiat" relationships! 😂

But seriously, folks, if your crypto portfolio is anything like my love life, it might be time for a solid restructure. 🏗️💔 Just remember, when in doubt, HODL like you're holding on for dear life—or until you can buy that lifetime supply of avocado toast! 🥑💸

In a world full of altcoins, be the one that doesn’t get lost in the blockchain jungle. Just keep swimming… or should I say “mining”? 🌊💻 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon 🐶🚀