"Just bought some crypto and now I’m starting to wonder if my wallet is like a black hole—money disappears, but I have no idea where it went! 🤔💸 Do I need a scientist or a financial advisor to track it down? 🤷‍♂️ Also, can someone explain why my girlfriend is convinced we can live off moon dollars? 🌕🚀 I offered to trade her a loaf of bread for a few Bitcoin, but she looked at me like I just proposed to cut off my pinky toe! 😂 At this rate, I’ll just stick to hiding my cash under the mattress—at least I know that’s coming back to me... eventually! 🛏️💰#CryptoLife #FinancialBlackHole"