🚀 Just bought myself a pizza with Bitcoin... 10 years too late! 🍕💸 My wallet is now as empty as my dating life. 😂 Who knew HODLing could mean holding onto regrets? Next time, I’ll just stick to the old-fashioned way of ordering—by screaming, “Can someone please deliver me a life along with this pizza?” 🤷‍♂️ 

In the meantime, I’m waiting for Ethereum to climb high enough that I can afford to buy a slice. 🤑🍕 Remember folks, invest wisely—unless you want to end up like me, on a first-name basis with the pizza guy and contemplating the meaning of “hold.” 🤔 #CryptoProblems #PizzaFOMO