🚀 Just overheard my crypto wallet telling my bank account, "It's not you, it's me!" 😂 Honestly, at this point, I'm convinced my coins are just playing hide and seek. One minute they’re soaring to the moon 🌕, and the next, they’re taking a nosedive like they’re auditioning for a role in a disaster movie! 🎬💸

If HODLing were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win gold… in procrastination! 🥇🏅 Is it just me or do my crypto gains feel like my gym journey: all hype and zero results? 💪😅 

Remember, in crypto we trust, but the only thing that’s guaranteed is my speed in selling at a loss! 🙈💔 #CryptoLife #HODL #WhereIsMyMoney?